Ode To Feminism

Alright.

So today our blog.. Which has been dead for months has been attacked by a group of angry feminists. DUN DUN DUN..

I gotta say.. Long overdue ladies. But typical U all come late.. And try to gather up as many dykes as possible to make your argument seem that it’s THAT much stronger. U know.. The way to get us is when we’re dead.. But we’ll tell U what.. We will blog just for your benefit.

While U all were too busy trying to replace male genetalia to pleasure urself with TEAM FEMINIST BITCHING.. Chunky muff divers trolling from one sexist blog to another in a giant Buffalo like herd. U missed the part where we said we were done blogging, oh.. And that this is one giant JOKE. Similar to your views. How U finna tell us to read a book yet U dont understand the meaning behind it all. We don’t acutally think like this.. Its just twisted humor.. Like the racist and sexist jokes U see on TV any given day on a blog. UMAD?

Now U really think Ima take a broad named “SUBURBAN TRASH” seriously as a feminist? LOL. A feminist with aname like that.. U got the nerve to come at a dead blog to bitch about our exaggerated jokes? How do U expect to be taken seriously. I bet U feel like U’ve accomplished something today. Feminists are just one step under lesbians.. Real talk.

See the funny thing about feminists.. Is they think they’ll make a difference by coming to ‘sexist male’ blogs and telling them they’re assholes.. They’re fucked up.. And that this is wrong.. Another mistake made by women .. Thinking “assholes” really give a damn. Do U know what an asshole is? How about this hoe.. U go find something that will actually help your lil “FEMINIST OUTLOOK” and movement cuz lil soft anonymous messages calling names won’t do shit. May I suggest lil finger sammiches by your feminist booths to intrigue new listeners?

Unless U enjoy pointlessly arguing.. Stop being a feminist. U waste all this time bitching about something that wont get fixed when U can just master sammich making. The only women that get respected are the ones that don’t bitch, and do what they gotta do. Bitches think that if they laugh at a feminist joke.. They’re agreeing with that shit.. Think how many white/black/asian jokes that white/black/asians all laugh at. They aint catch feelings. WHY SO SALTY BITCHES? Use ur fingers to RELEASE.. Not to point em at men for creating an unjust society.. If anyone’s ignorant.. Its U hoes for thinking most people actually think like that deep down. It’s like them thinking that their views will one day outshine all males. LOL. And yes, Im callin U feminist haters bitches and hoes cuz no one respects a bitch or hoe..

So Ima jus end this off wit a nice lil joke.. Im sure U feminists will really enjoy..

PREGNANT WOMEN ARE LIKE SLINKIES… GENERALLY WORTHLESS BUT FUN TO PUSH DOWN THE STAIRS.

If U wanna join arms with these muff divers.. Follow:
http://synesthesia-.tumblr.com/
http://jdalff.tumblr.com/
http://suburbantrash.tumblr.com/

Btw.. Yall look pretty.. But splotchy purple and greenish skin pigments would make U all perfection. Jus sayin.

- Tasean

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